These photographs were taken on my recent Euro trip, with Lord B and Felix. Once settled in the Chateaux, I had a few beers followed by a few glasses of Chablis with LB and his old cronies. The cronies are rather long in the tooth but sadly, not in the trouser department. Anyway, after putting Lord B to bed, I decided to put on an impromptu show for the assembled old cronies. I showed them my idea of modern Chateaux amenities, in the event that I ever opened a Hybrid Hospitality chain. Zero stars for pool and gym, five stars for whips, chains and plugs. This is my kind of executive extra, offered as an upgrade. Forget the upgrade which gets you a fake leather writing desk and a pre worn bathrobe. My suites would have a kitty in the cupboard, just for your enjoyment. All will be revealed in my coming video.
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